Suijin Umiken

King of the Hill

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Mixoris feeds turtles belonging to Marjada, they stage a coup de at and give the flag to Marjada, who then travels over 8 mountains to get to this hill, and sets up a bank here. his bank is sexist only turtle gender can live on this hill now. turtle is declared a sex instead of a gender by law of hill owner Marjada. game. set. match.

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When the turtles staged a coup de at, Mixoris slid down the turtle's throat using his magical powers to control the turtle from the inside.

 

Mixoris is now disguised as a turtle and gets inside the bank. Mixoris hops out the turtle's ass with a hidden knife as a surprise attack, that couldn't be noticed therefore Marjada got decapitated. The turtles now bow down to Mixoris as the king of the hill.

 

The bank attracts every turtle from around the world as it is the only turtle bank in the world. As a thanks to Mixoris for owning the bank, 100,000 turtles with indestructible shells guard the hill all around 360 degrees. 

 

Good luck~ :-)

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Marjada goes to hell and befriends all the evil dead turtles and stages a coup de at down there too, after winning this bloody war he makes his way back to earth. Now edgy and also with his own turtle army, kills his old fellow turtles out of spite for their king. The remaining turtles are enslaved and are forced tp then ship Mixoris off to Askaban or wherever it was in Harry Potter i dont remember, then Marjada become king of the hill for a hundred million years once again. 

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Jin sneezes and causes tornadoes to blow away everyone; far far away. Thus reclaiming the hill.

 

P.S The mountains are gone too. They vanished.

 

P.P.S Jin didn't die because he cannot die. #enoughsaid

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The tree returns from slaying spiders to consume Jin and roots into the hill once more.

 

Taken.

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Taidana walks up the hill and places her flag on the top. Next, to defend it properly, she sprays tree detergent everywhere, safer that way.

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Mixoris seduces a female guard who is the daughter of the owner of Askaban, marrying her and therefore setting him free. He goes to Hogwarts to learn magic. He returns to Earth seeing many things scattered (by the tornadoes). He then uses his magic to teleport silently behind Taidana and kick her off the hill. Mixoris puts his wizard staff on the hill.

 

Mixoris is King of the Hill.

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It turns out that Taidana is a total loser who meta-games all the time, so she somehow developed people sensing in the time it took Mixoris to go to Hogwarts. Upon his teleportation, he would materialize and notice that a sword was sticking through his chest, as Taidana had positioned it there before he had even teleported.

 

Taidana keeps the hill.

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In a nearby distance, a fully grown Marjada with a ripped eight pack and static electricity orbiting his body would commence on twenty-eight woven handseals, before the entire hill grew into a large volcano and erupted within the time Mixoris materialized into the sword. Taidana was flung off the hill by a lava geyser which would go off right where she stood, whereabouts unknown. Marjada was a trained shinobi of epic proportion at this and had learned to suppress meta-game tier abilities. To see this coming was nigh impossible, as he himself was nigh impeccable. 

 

Marjaba arrives some time afterwards by bicycle to reclaim the hill. 

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The Meta-Gaming loser still had multiple tricks up her sleeve! God-Modding being one of them of course. So when she was flung into the air, a giant mushroom would sprout out of the ground because of some idiot named Jack. She would land on the mushroom, using her god-modding abilities to bring it to life. The mushroom developing life-like attributes, teeth, eyes, arms, all of it. Then, the mushroom's hand would crush everyone and everything on the hill, delicately placing the flag on top while Taidana sat on the mushroom laughing like a maniac.

 

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My Hill ;)

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Marjada arrives by bicycle after everyone is crushed by a giant mushroom thing, officially claiming the hill. He then sets up anti-monstrous field spells with his duel disk. Awaiting opposition.

 

 

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Ever sprouts from a seed inside Marjada's ear and grows rapidly until marjada is taken over by the tree, and therefore the hill belongs to the Evergreen.

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Mixoris absorbed Taidana's sword. Once seeing the tree, he spits it back out and catches it, repeating the motion until the tree is reduced to shreads.

 

Mixoris spits the sword into hill and attached a flag to the hilt.

 

Mixoris is King of the Hill. 

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A random senbon Pierce's Mixoris' brain through his eye socket, releasing an electric shock in all directions to fry the remaining portions.

 

As his body slides down the hill, Suijin shunshins to the top, kicking the flag down and planting his feet.

 

I am the flag. This is my Hill. :O

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Music start blaring out of nowhere. So a group of high schooler come by and start dancing along, making it a musical where Suijin is the lead. Dancing and singing, they all leave the hilltop, leaving it free for Kazuo to claim it for himself.

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The body that the senbon pierced was a dummy; the real Mixoris was now behind Kazuou with his presence unknown due to god mod wizard abilities. 

 

Mixoris kicks Kazuoi into the sky like Ash's pokemon does team rocket.

 

Mixoris is now King of the Hill. 

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Like a plague, a very seductive Tenri would simply ''pimpslap'' Mix sending him flying, a move he reserved for the most misbehaving of her hoes.

I am the one true King of the North!

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A white tree with red leaves would burst up through the ground of the hill.  Its limbs would catch Tenri in a careful curve of bark to allow her to sit among the tree as it rose.

 

THIS IS OUR HILL

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